So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The power of my boobs compel you
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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