Nicole vs. Life
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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