Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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