I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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