we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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