I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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