He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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