Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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