Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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