He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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