I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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