when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
