I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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