Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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