Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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