The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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