I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
