when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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