i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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