I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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