I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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