Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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