i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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