Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
