i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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