I bet he comes in French.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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