So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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