how can u be prego again
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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