All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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