I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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