their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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