M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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