did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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