just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
