Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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