yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They took my balls.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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