let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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