is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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