you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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