I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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