You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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