is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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