Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
