508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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