I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Let's get the cat blown out
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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