If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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