Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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