so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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