8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Everclear isn't food dammit
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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