So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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