You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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